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Topic: Mobile Home Loans

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bulent Ecevit

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, Farmer

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite book(s):

"The Firm" by John Grisham

Interest(s):

Real estate, Economics, Boating

Listens to:

The Spice Girls

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Going back to school, Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

World Vision

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Mobile home loans are available for mobile homes in parks, rented/leased lots and on land in most states.
No loans made on mobile homes.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Chattel loans are a type of mortgage loan that has no land involved, it is a common term used for Mobile Homes residing in parks and on private site.
We are also able to provide construction loans for doublewide mobile homes that require as little at 5% down.
Mobile Home Loans - With or Without the Land!

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

All Mobile Home Loans over a 5 year repayment will be on a three (3) year balloon payment plan.
Mobile home loans are all we do.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Mobile home manufactures today provide units that can be installed on temporary or permanent foundations in order to qualify for mortgage loans and are now classified as "manufactured" homes.
At Mobile Home Loans and Sales, we believe the person most interested in the successful sale of your mobile home is YOU.
Mobile Home Loans and Sales, Inc.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
lena wasserman
2005-06-30 18:24:37

can you accept loans from brokers? I am getting about 30 requests a month.

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