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Topic: Voice mail if not home

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Alexander Bell

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, Wiretap kit

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite TV show(s):

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, America's Most Wanted

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Grand Theft Auto

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's

Favorite destination(s):

North Korea

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

I returned home from a vacation and retreat in early October 1997 to find two messages on my voice mail.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Then, suddenly, you get a voice mail on your home answering machine, your pager starts beep-ing, and your cell phone rings.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Ample workspace includes two telephones with data ports and private voice mail to create a home office atmosphere.
You will be able to retrieve your voice mail messages at home or at the office by dialing a selected number.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

All plans include StarLogue Basic Voice Mail, Call Waiting, Caller ID and First Incoming Home Minute Free.
It will notify you of waiting voice mail messages in the office, at home or via your cellular phone or pager.
This means that you can run anything from mail servers to FTP sites from your home or office and you can still use the line for voice calls!

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Leave a love message or compliment on the home answering machine or on voice mail at work for your loved one.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

EzVoice for Windows 9x, ME, 2000, XP is a full-featured home voice mail / answering machine application.
You to be notified of voice, fax and e-mail messages on your mobile cell phone or pager or home phone.
Calls to our voice mail system are routed to the home phone of the "duty" person or when not available message notification is made by pager.

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