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Topic: Microsoft's home page

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Che Guevara, Steve Jobs

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This is the home page for Microsoft's Component Object Model (COM), on which technologies like ActiveX, OLE, and Windows DNA are built.
This is Microsoft's web page editor, it requires you own the Frontpage 98 or 2002 software and have it installed on your home system also.
This is Microsofts HTML page creator, it requires, you own the frontpage 98 or 2000 software and have it installed on your home system.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Please visit Netscape's home page for the latest version of Netscape Navigator or Microsoft's home page for the latest version of Microsoft Internet Explorer.
This is a dedicated IP address and whenever you type you will get Microsoft's Home Page.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft's Home Page - Develops, manufactures, licenses and supports a range of software products, including scalable operating systems, server pplications, business/consumer productivity applications, software development tools and Internet software and technologies.

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