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Topic: Nursing Home

Related:
  Nursing    Home  
  Nursing Home Care    Home Page  
  Home News    Us Home  
  Home School    Home Business  
  Nursing Home Costs    Work at Home  
  Take home    Home Care  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Personality:Suicidal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Lawyer
Interest(s):Real estate
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Infected with HIV
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Nonprofit nursing homes would be exempt from this plan since they are currently less dependent on government funding and because much of their support comes from their church or nonprofit organization.
Requires nursing homes to file quarterly reports showing their nurse staffing levels.
Nursing homes claim they can't afford to pay for the higher level of wages and benefits necessary to retain quality aides.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Nursing homes participating in the Medicaid and Medicare programs remain in substantial compliance with the Medicaid/Medicare care requirements.
Nursing homes must be certified according to federal regulations if they receive Medicaid and Medicare reimbursement.
Nursing homes often hire inexperienced workers who must complete a minimum of 75 hours of mandatory training and pass a competency evaluation program within 4 months of employment.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Nursing homes provide that link to give the person time to more fully recover and receive additional rehab.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Complaints about nursing homes and hostels should firstly be referred to the Administrator of the home or hostel.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Good nursing homes are out there, and we hope you find one in the beginning, so that your loved one will receive attentive care around the clock and never the mistreatment that so many other nursing home residents suffer.
Nursing Homes There may come the time when elders and their families need to think about nursing home placement.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Owners of nursing homes must learn that they cannot afford to provide substandard care.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Nursing homes that only take Medicaid residents might offer longer term but less intensive levels of care.
 
 
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