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Topic: Personal Home Page

Related:
  Home Page Best    Home Page Background  
  Page    Personal Web Page  
  Family Home Page    Design Home Page  
  Personal Care Home    Make Us Your Home Page  
  Personal    Home  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box
Most admires:Che Guevara
Bad point(s):Lustful
Personality:Loving
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Interest(s):Computers,  Geneology,  Voyeurism
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Banker
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Customers that use Personal Home Pages to conduct commercial business will be billed the Commercial Web Site charges.
The Personal Message enables you to include detailed personal information and a slide show of your images with your listing and ensures priority placement on the home and search results pages.
Personal information such as home addresses or telephone numbers should not be included in E-mail or in web pages.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

From personal home pages to Fortune 1000 web sites, SQLFusion helps to keep in touch with your clients using scalable and reliable Web Applications.
Personal home pages hosted on another server may link to the employee's individual or departmental page hosted by MCC's server, but not vice-versa.
Personal or departmental home pages can be placed on the CMS Web server.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Personal sites (“home pages”) will usually only be selected: if they provide information of significant research value about Queensland which is not available elsewhere if they are of exceptional quality or particular interest if they reflect Queensland regional, cultural and/or social diversity.
We are encouraging faculty and staff to use personal home pages to publish research results, papers and research profiles.
Because personal home pages are not directly related to the College, it is unlikely any account would require additional space; such space will only be granted under very special circumstances.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Personal Home Pages are limited to not more than 2MB in size, and a maximum of 100Mb/Mo transfer bandwidth.
PERSONAL WEB PAGES Most ISPs provide 10Mb or so of free personal web space so that you can have a home page.
Many job seekers who have posted resumes on personal home pages would presumably resist the idea of having their resumes put into the Monster.
 
 
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Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'home page personal' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)
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