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Topic: Home Pregnancy Test

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit

Intelligence:

Stupid

Bad point(s):

Dishonest, Lazy

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine, New Scientist

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite activity(s):

Making love

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts

Favorite book(s):

"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger

Interest(s):

Sex education

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing, Diapers

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking Viagra, Infected with HIV

Favorite quote(s):

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Home pregnancy tests may be a good first step, but your physician will want to confirm pregnancy with either a urine or blood test.
Home pregnancy tests are just a little less reliable (they're more than 99% accurate) as seeing a doctor.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Home pregnancy tests work by detecting HCG (human chorionic gonadotropin) in your urine.
The Home Pregnancy Tests detect the presence of this hormone in the patient's urine.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Home pregnancy tests might show positive.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Note: home pregnancy tests are not as accurate as the BBT elevation.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Home pregnancy tests also allow you to confirm your pregnancy in the privacy of your own (or someone else's) home, with the support people you like around you.
Is it possible that sometimes the home pregnancy tests do not work?
There are home pregnancy tests you can use.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Home pregnancy tests are also biotechnology diagnostic products.
Home Pregnancy testing and onsite pregnancy tests.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: kelly 2004-12-03 10:21:19	If you wait a little longer to read the results of a at home early pregnancy test and it's showing positive it just took longer than what the instr. quoted is this still positive? Am I pregnant?
From: brittney 2005-05-19 13:59:48	i was woundering what is the best pregnancy test to take if im only 2 week pregnant
From: Rosie 2005-05-31 18:14:12	when is the earlist you can take a pregnancy test?
From: courtney 2005-06-14 19:40:49	if i had sex on june 3rd and its been 7 days later and im late ami i pregnant
From: nicole 2005-07-03 17:21:36	If I had sex on June 6th, and it is now July 3rd, and my period is naturally irregular, is it too early to tell if I'm pregnant?

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