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Topic: Home Safety

Related:
  Safety    Home  
  Home Page    Home News  
  Us Home    Home School  
  Home Business    Work at Home  
  Take home    Home Care  
  Nursing Home    Home Office  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Working
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):House,  Gas oven,  Vacuum cleaner
Appearance:Intimidating
Interest(s):Real estate
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Favorite sport(s):Cycling
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Interior decorator,  Nurse
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Finding a job
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Membership(s):Trade union
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Safety Agenda is a nationwide, grassroots campaign to reduce injuries and deaths in our homes, communities and workplaces.
The Community Fire Safety team will be supported by firefighters from the local fire stations and will visit people in their homes and schools as well as talking to local groups and organisations, raising fire safety awareness.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

HUD HOMES FOR PUBLIC SAFETY EMPLOYEES provides discounts to public safety employees to purchase HUD foreclosed homes in Hampton.
The college will continue to deliver an occupational health and safety raining program for nursing homes and intermediate care facility workers through its Safety Training Institute.
The department is developing brochures and a coordinated public safety task force approach to address the high risk issues present in manufactured homes.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

One area for serious consideration in homes with children is whether to lock the firearms up or rely on education and discipline of the children to preserve safety.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Consumers can get plugged into electrical safety and help protect themselves from electrical accidents by taking a few minutes to check their homes for unsafe conditions.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The safety transfer switch disconnects your home's electrical system from utility power lines so the generator can power circuits in your home.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Kitchen and Home Safety Kitchen fire safety and general home fire safety programs are available for adult and community groups.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

For safety's sake, hire a licensed electrician to install a transfer switch that distributes power from the generator to the home's circuit box.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Without the welfare safety nets provided by their homes or social constraints on their behavior, individuals are more susceptible to radical influences.
The National Safety Council is a nonprofit, nongovernmental membership organization dedicated to reducing unintentional injuries in homes and communities, in the workplace and on the road.
 
 
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