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Topic: Take home

Related:
  Home    Take that  
  Home Page    Home News  
  Us Home    Home School  
  Home Business    Work at Home  
  Home Care    Nursing Home  
  Take two    Home Office  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House,  Credit card
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Banker,  Interior decorator,  Bus Driver
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage,  Coloring in
Interest(s):Real estate
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Bankruptcy
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

It takes no genius to realize that we have a desperate need for mass transit to move workers from their homes to their workplaces and back.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Take a GRAND TOUR of selected homes View fabulous homes online with the latest digital imaging technology.
Hillside Homes we take pride in our ability to customize even the most standard of features.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We take photos of the homes we want to insure and send their owners letters announcing a competitive Homeowners policy.
Overpriced homes take longer to sell and eventually net the seller less money.
We take great pride in providing sellers with better than expected service and buyers with the best locations and homes they are willing to afford.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

We take the placement of our puppies as seriously as one would a child and only want the best homes and lives for them.
The ERA takes in horses to be placed in adoptive homes and for temporary care until owners are able to provide a suitable home.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This series takes all of our present homes and adds to the specifications our most requested upgrades.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Meetings take place fortnightly in homes in our parish.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

It is not uncommon to treat some homes every 3 to 6 years and sometimes it may take to or 3 treatments in that year to eliminate all the satellite nests.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

We are being advised to stay at our homes as the Muslim extremist groups have been threatening to take some sort of action in response to the attacks in Afganistan.
 
 
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