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Topic: Johns Hopkins Hospital

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  John    Hospital  
  Hopkins    Johns Hopkins University  
  ST JOHN OF GOD HOSPITAL    Johns Hopkins Medical Center  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lord Dracula,  Chris Rock
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite author(s):Mary W. Shelley,  Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite actor(s):Mel Gibson
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
"The Art of Happiness" by His Holiness The Dalai Lama
Favorite great leader(s):Hannibal
Interest(s):UFOs
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse,  Boxing
Favorite movie(s):Silence of the Lambs,  12 Angry Men
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Listens to:The Doors,  The Who "The Who",  Elton John
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV
Favorite quote(s):"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The Johns Hopkins Hospital Sexual Disorders Clinic run by Dr.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Johns Hopkins Hospital Revised January 1997 This document has been prepared for those who have requested further information about neurally mediated hypotension.
Tox Grand Rounds is a case presentation style Grand Rounds that alternates between University of Maryland Medical System and Johns Hopkins Hospital and is an opportunity for health professionals to discuss interesting or unusual cases or discuss the latest in cutting edge toxicology treatment.
John Fielding,
CEO

Johns Hopkins, the wealthy Baltimore merchant and investor after whom both the university and the hospital are named, had been involved for two decades in the oversight of the Maryland Hospital for the Insane as one of his many philanthropic activities.
Both the Johns Hopkins Hospital and the Johns Hopkins Children's Center have been consistently rated among the top 3 hospitals in the United States in a survey of physicians published annually in US News and World Report.
Johns Hopkins was a Baltimore merchant and philanthropist who died in 1873, leaving $7 million to establish The Johns Hopkins University and The Johns Hopkins Hospital.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

John Hopkins University Hospital published a study that showed "the breast cancer incidence was 5.
The hospital is affiliated with the National Institutes of Health and Johns Hopkins Medicine.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The Johns Hopkins Hospital 1998-1999 guide to medical care of patients with HIV infection.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Officials at Johns Hopkins University Hospital in Baltimore, where he commuted for his treatments, said at the time that chemical castration suppressed the sexual appetite of offenders and made it easier to treat them in psychotherapy.
Josh was admitted to John Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore to be evaluated for the seizures.
Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore ranks first on the list, with Cleveland Clinic, Mayo Clinic, UCLA Medical Center and Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center rounding out the rest of the top five.
 
 
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2005-03-14 16:54:11
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2005-05-03 06:07:55
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2005-06-15 14:14:27
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