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Topic: Natural Hormone

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Penis

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Personality:

Nervous, Aggressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts, Hair

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping, Making love

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cross-dressing for a day, Having severe anorexia

Favorite quote(s):

"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Sideeffects are affect on the natural hormones of the body and body metabolism.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Prednisone is a synthetic drug taken by mouth which resembles natural hormones produced by the cortex of human adrenal glands.
Natural estrogen and natural progesterone made from wild yam and soy molecules are exact copies of our own hormones, and they can be prescribed in physiologic doses that result in NO SIDE EFFECTS!
Bioidentical natural hormones are derived from a plant oil called diosgenin, which is very similar in chemical structure to our endogenous precursor hormone, cholesterol.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

First, natural hormones are not herbs, and they are not combinations of nutrients and plant sources which are meant to mimic the effect of hormones.
Natural Testosterone Therapy is Central to the Treatment of Andropause When hormones are replaced and restored back to physiologic levels considered normal for those aged about 25, men experience a dramatic reversal of most of these changes.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Natural HRT is the replacement of hormones that are normally produced by the human body with hormones that are biologically identical (bio-identical) in chemical structure and function.
Environmental hormones are a wide variety of natural compounds and synthetic chemicals that may mimic natural hormones.
Natural hormones are derived from wild yams and are converted by chemists to hormones which are identical (bio-identical) in every way to those made by the human body.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Natural hormones can be made as capsules, topical creams, vaginal suppositories, injectables and sublingual liquids or tablets.
Natural hormones in a creme base can be used intravaginally and has been very successful in treating vaginal dryness and vulvar atrophy associated with aging.
Natural hormones can be made as capsules, topical creams, suppositories, injectables and sublingual liquids or tablets.

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