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Topic: Horror Stories

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  Horror    Short Stories  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lord Dracula,  Steve Martin
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite author(s):Edgar Allan Poe,  Mary W. Shelley,  Roald Dahl
Favorite activity(s):Going to the movies
Favorite movie(s):Schindler's List,  The Sixth Sense
Likes to wear:Vampire costume
Favorite time of year:Halloween
Ultimate fantasy(s):Turning into a vampire,  Becoming a goth
Favorite quote(s):"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs
 
 
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Several anecdotal stories were relayed about horror stories of electrical play.
There were LOTS of horror stories, many of them from sworn affidavits and court documents.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Horror stories never lose their popular appeal and Bram Stoker is a master of the genre.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

But horror stories of killings and sexual abuse do surface on occasion and are often attributed to the rituals of "devil cults.
There are no horror stories being told around campfires about entire crews of goat ropers trampled to death by a herd of unruly dairy goats.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There are many horror stories in the literature about terminal cancer patients suffering agonies because they were not sufficiently medicated.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Managed care horror stories prompt state legislative action; politics guide your medical care.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

There have been horror stories of a previous leader who used businessmen to financially support certain divisional leaders on a regular payroll basis.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Y2K horror stories - Did your Perl code survive?
John Fielding,
CEO

There are several horror stories about unethical, unscrupulous web development companies and individuals.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I mean, all the horror stories we heard in the news about girls accepting favours from strangers and what was it that our moms tell us about not taking candies from a stranger?
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The horror stories of the death and disability that resulted from a botched or septic surgical abortion undoubtedly deterred many women from seeking this way out of their difficulty -- at least at the outset.
 
 
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