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Topic: Picture of your horse and I can paint

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier, Farmer, Truck driver

Favorite artist(s):

Rembrandt, Renoir

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack

Favorite TV show(s):

Late Show with David Letterman

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery

Favorite book(s):

"Jane Eyre" by Charlotte Bronte

Favorite animal(s):

Horse

Favorite sport(s):

Equestrian, Horseriding, American Football

Favorite destination(s):

California

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Paint Horse Foals Click on the images to see larger pictures.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

We have just added new pictures of our sale horses and stallions and few more paint horses for sale.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

When my grandaughter asked me if I could paint a horse picture for her I did not have a clue what I was letting myself in for.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

If your service is to paint a true picture of it's ability, why don't you show all bets that may have been overlays not just the horses that won and that result?

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