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Topic: Hospital

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale,  Edmund Hillary
Personality:Insane
Favorite computer game(s):SimCity
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Ultimate fantasy(s):Making the world a better place,  Starting life again as a baby
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Infected with HIV
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

This means that hospitals with more revenue and more costs will have a greater effect on the reported aggregate average margin than will hospitals with less financial activity.
To require hospitals to create staffing committees and adhere to staffing plans developed for the state or JCAHO.
The Hospital's overall funding represents one of the largest commitments to charity care of any Chattanooga area hospital based on percent of gross patient charges.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

All hospitals are required to have a corporate compliance officer whose responsibility is to monitor and document the organization's compliance with existing regulations, in addition to keeping the appropriate hospital personnel informed as to any new rules or OIG rulings.
These announcements are available for licensing to other rehabilitation hospitals or health systems with exclusivity granted within Designated Markets Areas as defined by the A.
Computer workstations are maintained at selected hospitals and physician offices to allow access for rural physicians and students.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Hospitals, counseling centers, peer groups and churches can frequently provide the outside guidance and support that helps kids choose wiser paths.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Data from Chechnya hospitals shows that the indiscriminate use of force is still causing many civilian casualties.
There were two Field Hospitals and Casualty Stations established by the French as well as an Emergency Headquarters with the Tricolor flying over it.
Hospitals were encircled with tanks, besieged and bombarded.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Hospitals report more incidents of acute alcohol intoxication for teenage girls, and colleges report more violations for alcohol abuse among women.
Some hospitals are returning relatively few arrests and we would encourage you to identify and enter arrests in all MI patients.
 
 
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alan
2004-12-19 17:34:19
medical staff of north shore manhasset hospital
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2005-02-07 00:59:06
i martin padden want to know when my next appoitment is 086 55 50 08
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stacey king
2005-06-30 14:37:32
i'm just looking for a dentist please help me.
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