Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Thomas Jefferson University Hospital

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Oscar Wilde

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Lawyer, Social worker

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Eyes

Favorite actor(s):

Bill Cosby

Interest(s):

Law

Favorite sport(s):

Hang gliding

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Heart attack imminent

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting a divorce

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Thomas Jefferson University and Thomas Jefferson University Hospital faculty, staff and students interested in using the program during the 6-month trial may do so from any campus computer.

John Fielding,
CEO

He currently, serves as board member of Thomas Jefferson University Hospital and the Philadelphia Geriatric Center and as a medical advisor to Neose Technologies, Inc.
His internship and general surgery residency were completed at Mercy Hospital in Pittsburgh and his urology residency at Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Thomas Jefferson University Hospital's Thyroid Treatment Center offers patients a unique multidisciplinary approach to the treatment of certain thyroid disorders, along with faster service than has traditionally been available.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Galvin is the Director of Medical Physics for the Department of Radiation Oncology at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia.
While at a teaching hospital in Philadelphia, she was also a critical care lecturer, and adjunct clinical faculty for Thomas Jefferson University.
The Yoga Research Society and The Center for Integrative Medicine of Thomas Jefferson University Hospital present Medical Yoga 2002 at Thomas Jefferson University Rm.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Widra received his medical degree from Robert Wood Johnson Medical School and his residency training in Obstetrics and Gynecology at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Since 1978, Magee, in partnership with Thomas Jefferson University Hospital, has been designated as the Regional Spinal Cord Injury Center of Delaware Valley.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The views or opinions expressed in the resources provided do not necessarily reflect those of Thomas Jefferson University, Thomas Jefferson University Hospital, or the Jefferson Health System or staff.
The views or opinions expressed in the resources provided do not necessarily reflect those of Thomas Jefferson University Hospital, Thomas Jefferson University or their staffs.
Formerly a division of Thomas Jefferson University, the hospital was separated from the University to become a founding member of the Jefferson Health System in 1995.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Your friends really should know a little more about Thomas Jefferson University Hospital, don't you think?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.