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Topic: Thomas Jefferson University Hospital

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Eyes, Lungs

Favorite book(s):

The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock

Favorite actor(s):

Bill Cosby

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf)

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Heart attack imminent

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting a divorce

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our facility is located in our clinical office, directly across the street from Thomas Jefferson University Hospital.
Polacheck completed an internship at Pennsylvania Hospital before returning to Thomas Jefferson University Hospital for an orthopedic residency.
D is director of the Stress Reduction Program at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

John Fielding,
CEO

His internship and general surgery residency were completed at Mercy Hospital in Pittsburgh and his urology residency at Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Thomas Jefferson University Hospital: Physician's Treatment Sheet / Standardized Stroke Orders Admit to Neurology.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Galvin is the Director of Medical Physics for the Department of Radiation Oncology at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia.
Center for Integrative Medicine, Thomas Jefferson University Hospital.
"Little things make a big difference," says Pribitkin, assistant professor of otolaryngology at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

, principal investigator for the study and director of the Jefferson Headache Center at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia, PA.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The views or opinions expressed in the resources provided do not necessarily reflect those of Thomas Jefferson University Hospital, Thomas Jefferson University or their staffs.
Live Kidney Donor Exchange Program at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital May Offer New Hope to Patients and Their Families.
Jefferson Medical College (now Thomas Jefferson University) and Pennsylvania Hospital where he saw operations in progress.

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