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Topic: Northwestern Memorial Hospital

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  Northwestern    Memorial  
  Hospital    Jackson Memorial Hospital  
  Memorial Hermann Hospital    Lawrence Memorial Hospital  
  Miami Jackson Memorial Hospital    Sarasota Memorial Hospital  
  Strong Memorial Hospital    Grady Memorial Hospital  
  Long Beach Memorial Hospital    Memorial Hospital Milwaukee and the Child  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Teeth,  Lungs
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Northwestern Memorial is one of the first hospitals in the nation to offer a groundbreaking radiation therapy for patients experiencing recurring coronary blockages in stented arteries.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Northwestern Memorial Hospital opened a new medical center on its downtown Chicago campus in 1999.
Ehle is a member of the Medical Staff at the University of Chicago Hospitals and Center for Advanced Medicine and at Northwestern Memorial Hospital.
His surgery residency was served at Northwestern University Children's Memorial Hospital in Chicago.
John Fielding,
CEO

Ryan earned her BS degree in Nutrition and dietetics and completed her clinical training Northwestern Memorial Hospital Medical Center in Chicago.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Wesley Memorial Hospital and Passavant Hospital merge to form Northwestern Memorial Hospital.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Physicians were unable to discover exactly what happened to Greg and he was airlifted to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, Chicago.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The correct application of a symptomatic treatment is available through the Lois Insolia ALS Center located at Northwestern Memorial Hospital in Chicago as well as other ALS speciality centers in other cities.
Colman Kraff is on staff at Northwestern Memorial Hospital and has been a Clinical Instructor at Northwestern University Medical School.
Northwestern Memorial Hospital is the only hospital in the Chicago area and one of the few in the country where computer-assisted orthopaedic surgery is offered.
 
 
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