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Topic: New York Presbyterian Hospital

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Politics:

Feminist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Education:

College

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

Favorite activity(s):

Birdwatching

Favorite book(s):

"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock

Interest(s):

Law, Astronomy, Latin

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse

Favorite movie(s):

Rear Window movie, Crocodile Dundee

Listens to:

Pearl Jam

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Membership(s):

Amnesty International

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Find a Physician - New York Presbyterian Hospital and Weill Medical College of Cornell University.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

We would like to welcome you to the Sexual Medicine Program at New York Presbyterian Hospital-Weill Medical College of Cornell University.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Johns Hospital of Cornell University in New York City, he completed a fellowship in reproductive Endocrinology and Infertility at Rush Presbyterian - St.
Richard Kogan , a practicing psychiatrist in New York and a staffer at New York Presbyterian Hospital � Cornell Medical Center.
Affiliated with New York Presbyterian Hospital and Weill Medical College of Cornell University.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

He went on to complete fellowships in cardiology at New York Presbyterian Hospital - Cornell Medical Center.

User Talk

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From:
Loretta Williams
2005-08-18 14:23:10

What Hospital in New York City specializes in the treatment of Hepatitis C.

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