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Topic: New York Hospital

Related:
  York    Hospital  
  New York City    New York  
  New York Times    New York State  
  New York Presbyterian Hospital    New York  
  University of New York    Hospital in New York City  
  Home in New York    New York Law  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Insane
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant,  Christian - Eastern Orthodox
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite book(s):"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
Interest(s):Law
Favorite movie(s):Rear Window
Favorite destination(s):New York
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

In addition, we are strongly supported by voluntary faculty Urologists whose private offices are located outside The New York Presbyterian Hospital.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Katherine Halmi at New York Presbyterian Hospital confirmed the impression that anorexics are extreme perfectionists.
John Fielding,
CEO

He completed his OB/GYN residency at Lincoln Hospital in New York earning humerous awards for academic and surgical skills.
Declining Rates New York's hospitals and health centers are highly dependent on revenue from public sources.
Its residency programs are fully affiliated with those at the New York University and Bellevue Hospital Centers.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

New York State Department of Health Code and Federal regulations give hospitals a responsibility for prehospital quality improvement activity.
There are doctors, nurses and other young professionals employed by the University and Bellevue Hospitals and related New York University medical facilities.
New York City's local government employment is also above average in the welfare, hospitals and housing categories and in mass transit.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Vincent's Hospital and Medical Center of New York and received his Fellowship training in neuromuscular diseases at Albert Einstein College of Medicine.
The Infirmary is the primary teaching center of the prestigious New York Medical College and affiliated teaching hospitals in these specialty areas.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

His residency training in anatomical pathology was completed at The New York Hospital and in clinical pathology at the Mayo Clinic.
Mark Harris,
Priest

He is Director of Pastoral Care at New York Presbyterian Hospital, and directs a counseling training program for clergy and laypeople.
 
 
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