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Topic: Northwest Hospital

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Personality:Insane
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Infected with HIV,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Making the world a better place,  Starting life again as a baby
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

At Northwest Hospital's Seattle Breast Center, we believe that every woman has a better chance of fighting breast cancer if she understands the risk factors, how to detect the disease, and the options for treatment.
Northwest Hospital is committed to helping patients get back to their regular lifestyles and normal routines as quickly and safely as possible.
John Fielding,
CEO

The Methodist Hospitals provides comprehensive health care services at two main campuses, Northlake in Gary and Southlake in Merrillville, and at sites of care throughout Northwest Indiana.
Northwest Community Healthcare was also selected one the top 100 heart hospitals in the nation by HCIA-Sachs in May of 2000.
A System for all Levels of Health Care The Methodist Hospitals continues to be a preeminent provider of comprehensive health care in Northwest Indiana.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is Northwest Community Hospital's policy to comply with applicable law and promote patient involvement in decisions about their treatment by encouraging the use of advance directives.
Northwest Community Hospital advocates the use of advance directives, but will not discriminate in the provision of care based on the existence or absence of an advanced directive.
Airlift Northwest extends a heartfelt thank you to the consortium and community hospitals, physicians, nurses, and field providers.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The stickers are free to the public and are available at all northwest Arkansas hospitals.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Northwest Community Healthcare is providing the latest, most advanced whole-body imaging technology with positron emission tomography (PET) that is not yet available at other area hospitals.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Northwest is among just three hospitals statewide and the only hospital north of Chicago to receive this honor.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Northwest Kinetics is conveniently located about 30 minutes South of the Sea-Tac International Airport, and approximately 3 blocks from one of Tacoma's major hospitals.
 
 
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