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Topic: Hosting Provider

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Credit card, Linux box

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Funeral director, Social worker

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming, Finding ringtones for their phone, Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet, Finding a job

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Web designers, hosting providers, and individuals who plan to have more than one website would benefit from the substantial discounts offered by our Customer Loyalty.
Few managed hosting providers can deliver such a high level of reliability, security and overall customer satisfaction at such an attractive low price.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Many hosting providers just give you some space on a server, and you have to set up the directories, upload the files, keep track of your own access logs and other technical matters.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Hosting Support Our web hosting packages enable first-time web site owners to put their business online at a fraction of the cost of other service providers.
Internet service providers here are less well regulated and are all too happy to make easy money by hosting the bulk mailings of US-based operations.
Providers providing free web hosting typically require advertising (banners) to be placed on your web site in lieu of payment for their services.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Service Providers and hosting resellers - Service providers and Hosting Resellers can provide an affordable real-time browser-based web analytics service to clients whose websites are hosted by other parties.
Hosting Providers/ISPs Increase network traffic, create new revenue streams and increase bandwidth and storage profits by building your digital media hosting services on RealNetworks system architecture.
Web hosting affiliate programs ecommerce business solutions and resources from top website service providers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Some hosting providers are advertising 250 MB disk space, some even offer unlimited disk space.
Web hosting providers operate computers that are connected to the internet and allow you to store your web pages so that anyone with a web browser can access them.
Many hosting providers offer web-based control panels, but not all offer control panels specifically geared towards their resellers.

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