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Topic: Magic Tree House

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Walt Disney, Pope John Paul II, Celine Dion

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite actor(s):

Leonardo Dicaprio

Favorite animal(s):

Dolphin

Favorite royal(s):

Queen Victoria

Favorite movie(s):

Titanic, Lord of the Rings

Listens to:

Bluegrass, Elvis Presley

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Carl Lewis (sprinter)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Jack and Annie are in for an exciting, scary, and sad adventure when the Magic Tree House whisks them back to the decks of the Titanic.
The Magic Tree House and Junie B.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Join Jack and Annie as they search for the answer to an ancient riddle in this Magic Tree House adventure.
Magic Tree House #17 Tonight on the Titanic by Mary Pope Osborne, illustrated by Sal Murdocca (Random House)
Magic Tree House - Dolphins At Daybreak by Mary Pope Osborne (Random House)

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The Magic Tree House Series has an astonishing track record for inspiring readers.
Osborne, Mary Pope--Magic Tree House #23 Twister on Tuesday.
Magic Tree House Series, by Mary Pope Osborne (197 votes) 7.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Magic Tree House - Scholastic's Magic Tree House action packed books PLUS hands-on activities.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Cassandra's Homeschooling Review of The Magic Tree House Books by Mary Pope Osborne.
Magic Tree House Book Club for kids in grades 1-3.

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