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Topic: House Siding

Related:
  Siding    House  
  Our in house    House New  
  House and Home    Old House  
  White House    Open House  
  House Office Building    Guest House  
  House Design    House Small  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martha Stewart
Favorite possession(s):House,  Gas oven,  Barbie Doll
Personality:Sporty
Dream job(s):DJ,  Interior decorator
Favorite body part(s):Soul
Likes to wear:Vinyl,  Spandex PVC,  Long dresses
Listens to:Techno,  Punk,  Fatboy Slim
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite type of dance(s):Raving
Favorite quote(s):"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

This house was done using 2 x 6 Hewn Pine Log Siding and 3 x 4 hewn pine trim.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The house is designed in the Shingle Style with cedar siding and roof as well as copper accent roofs on bay windows and porches.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Most of the houses are now sided with vinyl or aluminum siding, which covers the original colonial trim.
House is presently being clad in cream-colored vinyl siding.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Many of these houses have hardly been touched since the historic period, still possessing original clapboard siding and historic windows.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Because the house exterior is so close to the roof eave drip line, water can sheet down over the exterior wetting the exterior siding and trim.
Recommended when using cedar shingles or clapboard siding and for those that wish to paint the door and trim to match the house.
Vinyl siding is being used on about one third of America's new houses, and about 70% of all remodeling jobs call for vinyl siding.
 
 
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