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Topic: Instructions html

Vital Stats

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Favorite website(s):

IMDb - Internet Movie Database

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Teacher

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper, Counter Strike

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Sending greeting cards, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Instructions on how to generate dynamic content using TCL scripts embedded in HTML pages.
It is given a set of instructions to interchange data with a database and automatically construct an HTML page that can be interpreted by a web browser such as Internet Explorer or Netscape.
Html is ASCII text that contains some formatting instructions for the web browser.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Roman Calendar HTML formatted Roman calendar with instructions.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

HTML Instructions: Prospect Mailer has the ability to send either plain text email messages or html email messages.
Instructions T o join the Home Education Webring please fill out the form opposite You will then receive an e-mail which will contain some HTML code you need to add to your site somewhere on the front page.
Follow the instructions from your email software concerning emailing HTML pages.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These instructions in turn may trigger additional HTML elements to be transferred and new instructions to be interpreted.
It is an introduction and does not pretend to offer instructions on every aspect of HTML.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Detailed instructions can be found in the PF 2450 PHOTO Guide , an HTML manual designed for web browser viewing that installs with the Epson software.

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