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Topic: Learn HTML

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Teacher

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, The Sims

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Easy to learn and configure JAEM requires some knowledge of HTML coding, with some handcoding of web pages through the Java parameter definitions within the web page.
The campers will learn not only the basics of the HTML (Hypertext Markup Language) using both plain text editor and various authoring tools, but also several higher level Web components such as Macromedia Flash and JavaScript.
Web design Learn HTML design tools and tips like adobe photoshop tips and Java scripts in our adult web design tutorials section.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Now that you have created your first HTML document, you will learn how to swiftly make changes in your document and view the updates within your WWW browser.
HTML Lesson 3 - Learn how to use the paragraph and line break tags in your web pages.
Learn HTML If you don't have the cash to pay a pro (and lets face it most of us don't) then you'll just have to get stuck in yourself.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Learn the finer points of web authoring including non browser specific HTML and how to validate your markup.
Learn the HTML (Hyper Text Markup Language) elements needed to structure a web site for your organization.
Learn how to organize your text and create useful divisions of your Web pages using HTML heading tags.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Learn HTML quickly regardless of your knowledge about computers and the web using easy interactive audio/video tutorials on this internationally selling CD.
Learn HTML, FrontPage or Dreamweaver, PhotoShop and Flash with a 10% discount when you take these courses in our bundled package.

Mark Harris,
Priest

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