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Topic: TIP index html

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack, Bridge, Poker

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite computer game(s):

The Sims, Solitaire, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

HTML tutorials, GIF images, CGIs, tips, and links.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web design Learn HTML design tools and tips like adobe photoshop tips and Java scripts in our adult web design tutorials section.
Tips about HTML/XHTML style help web developers write documents ranging from simple online documentation to complex presentations.
I am compiling tips and tricks for HTML, Javascript, and VBSCRIPT.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

In addition, we offer tutorials on graphic design and HTML which offer tips on how to build a successful website.
Scripts, tips and tutorials for ongoing HTML gurus and webmasters.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Marketing Tips : The place for marketing your web site: Page Burner , our free HTML Editor is available for download now.
Web Page/HTML tips are devoted to creating a Web Site or Home Page; what to use, where to get it, and what steps to take from beginning to end.
Get HTML code help and Web site promotion tips in our Webmaster Tips Newsletter.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The site is optimized with the HTML Shrinker and promoted using several Internet packages, and marketing and positioning tips found at the Web Mastering title.
In tips section are now included tips to convert color to grayscale, C/C++ and HTML format, and how to convert milliseconds to time.
HTML document packed with monitor repair tech tips.

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