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Topic: Human

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  Human Resources    Human Development  
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  Human T cell    Human Body  
  Human Behavior    Health and Human Services  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Confronting nature
Personality:Analytical
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Interest(s):Biology,  Science,  Psychology
Favorite great thinker(s):Richard Dawkins
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Culture is liberating in that humans are freed from having to rediscover the same information created by previous generations.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Humans leave earth to begin a new life in space colonies, but a powerful military called the United Earth Sphere Alliance rules the colonies with great power.
Humans have no credible evidence of reincarnation or any kind of afterlife.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Humans are among only a handful of species on the planet who cannot manufacture their own supplies of vitamin C from glucose and must therefore replenish their supplies daily from dietary sources.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Humans are versatile, adventurous creatures with a considerable capacity to absorb magical and martial training, and they make good wizards and soldiers as well as traders, merchants, farmers and artisans.
Humans are the most adaptable animals in the world, having the ability to inhabit widely variant ecological niches.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

As humans we are lucky to be custodians of some of the most beautiful creatures in the world it is therefore incumbent on us to ensure that they remain mentally and physically healthy throughout their long lives.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Humans' propensity for mysticism derives perhaps from their nature as intelligent social animals who survive by detecting patterns and especially intentions in an environment dominated by their social interactions.
In humans there are some forms in which the conversion of tyrosine to melanin is blocked, and other forms where tyrosine production is reduced but the enzyme tyrosinase is present which normally converts tyrosine into melanin.
That is, humans that designed the rule systems for the myriad of autonomous units could not predict the collective results.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Humans are prone to committing errors, but whenever one commits a sin, one should immediately turn towards his Compassionate and Merciful Lord, and with a remorseful conscience in order to seek forgiveness from Him, offer 2 Cycles of Prayer.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Since humans can be socialized, the pattern maintenance functional prerequisite can be solved sufficiently to permit societal persistence.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
bezk
2004-11-15 21:35:33
wheres all the pics of brains?
From:
Attrophy
2005-07-06 12:04:35
I want to know if you can explain what attrophy [brain] is? Thank you
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