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Topic: Human Nervous System

Related:
  System    Nervous  
  Human    Central Nervous System  
  Human Body Systems    Autonomic Nervous System  
  Peripheral Nervous System    Sympathetic Nervous System  
  Nervous System Diseases    Human Digestive System  
  Human Respiratory System    Human Reproductive System  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Penis
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Brain,  Skin
Interest(s):Biology
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer,  Uses laxatives
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch,  Taking Ecstasy,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

We believe that humans have the right to look good but not if it involves cruelty to sentient beings with a nervous system.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Considerable differences between glandular and nervous systems between primitive humans and ETs would provide a basis for traumatic tension associated with regressed memory.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

A systems approach to the gross anatomy and physiology of the skeletal, muscular, nervous and endocrine systems of the human body.
Introduces human structure and function and covers the integumentary, skeletal, muscular, nervous and endocrine systems.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This will be achieved by studying functions of the human nervous system and immune response as well as relevant aspects of the endocrine, circulatory and respiratory systems.
We humans will benefit in a number of ways, one of which is an increase in intelligence and enhanced central nervous system functioning.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Are humans capable of forms of connectedness, with each other and other entities in the universe, in addition to those mediated by the brain/nervous system?
However humans perceive non-instantaneuous events as instantaneous because they exceed the limits of the nervous system.
This is because the emotional body and the nervous system of animals and plants are similar to that of humans.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Rabies is a severe viral infection transmitted to humans by animals, which affects the brain and nervous system.
One human case of chronic central nervous system mumps virus infection has been described.
Highly contagious disease affecting the central nervous system that can cause illness or death in horses and humans.
 
 
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