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Topic: Human Respiratory System

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Penis

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Heart

Interest(s):

Biology

Starsign:

Capricorn

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Has cancer, Taking weight loss pills

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves, Having severe anorexia

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Worst habit(s):

Belching, Nervous twitch, Farting in public

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Investigations on new methods and instrumentation for mechanical assistance of human cardiovascular and respiratory systems have been carried out with special attention to optimization of their performance.
Modelling of the human cardiovascular and respiratory systems.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Looks at the major systems of the human body: muscular, skeletal, nervous, endocrine, respiratory, digestive, urinary and immune system.
Your students will view the microanatomy of the human body, study all major systems including the cardiovascular, respiratory, digestive, urinary, reproductive and more!
Continued study of the human body focuses on the influence provided by the nervous and endocrine systems upon the cardiovascular, respiratory, renal, digestive and reproductive systems.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

It will deal with human physiology and anatomy and targets the circulatory system, respiratory, skeletal, urinary, digestive systems and muscle systems.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This will be achieved by studying functions of the human nervous system and immune response as well as relevant aspects of the endocrine, circulatory and respiratory systems.
Students will also learn about the vital systems of the human body including the respiratory, endocrine, excretory, digestive, integumentary, nervous, and circulatory systems.
Four functions of the human body are explored: the digestive system , the nervous system , the skeletal system , and the respiratory system.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Integrated coverage of structure and function of the human body; nervous system, skeletal system, immune system, circulatory system, digestive system, respiratory system, and metabolism.
Z12 This course completes the study of the body systems with focus on the digestive, respiratory, circulatory, lymphatic, urinary, and reproductive systems and human growth and development.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
todd
2005-03-05 19:24:02

If the respiratory system was not functioning correctly, what effects could this have on the human body?

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