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Topic: Humor

Related:
  Humor Sites    Humor Cartoons  
  Christian Humor    Jokes Humor  
  Clean Humor    Cat Humor  
  Fun Humor    Humor Funny  
  Humor Work    Political Humor  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Robin Williams
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Appearance:Butt Ugly,  Overweight
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook,  Weirdness
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Witty wit humor,  Wacky,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher,  The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite quote(s):"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

As far the people on Metafilter not having a sense of humor I can only conclude there are alot of people out there with sticks up their asses.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

His sense of humor enhanced each session and his wealth of personal experience in teaching provided real life wisdom to draw on.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Louise was a tall, sturdy Tennessean in her forties with an earthy sense of humor that got her through all the nasty little ailments she dealt with in this place.
Alicia is very quiet but she has a great sense of humor, and always has an interesting story to tell.
She was a wonderful person who touched those around her with her wicked sense of humor and her very caring nature.
Mark Harris,
Priest

I was blessed to have had a father who taught me the value of a sense of humor which I didn't fully appreciate until I entered the troublesome world of lymphedema.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Job requires a durable sense of humor and the ability to maintain a safe and enjoyable work environment under challenging conditions.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Bishop Gross was known for his unusual sense of humor and an ability to connect with people across the spectrum of theological belief.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Mental illness is serious and tragic, but a sense of humor can be a valuable tool for coping with the bizarre behaviors.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The audience enjoyed your sense of humor thoroughly and all attendees went home feeling much more relaxed and stress free!
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

My sense of humor is still great and the first thing I read in the morning paper is the comic strips.
He had an unflappable sense of humor that took the sting out of the situation with a gentle ease borne through many years of practice.
 
 
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