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Topic: Priceless Funny online humor

Related:
  Priceless    Humor  
  Humor Sites    Humor Cartoons  
  Jokes Humor    Cat Humor  
  Fun Humor    Humor Funny  
  Humor Work    Political Humor  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Camcorder
Most admires:Jennifer Lopez,  Robin Williams,  Hillary Clinton
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Sad,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine
Favorite TV show(s):Live! With Regis and Kelly,  Charmed
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Greyhound,  Poodle
Interest(s):Conspiracies
Favorite computer game(s):Donkey Kong
Favorite movie(s):A Beautiful Mind
Listens to:Garbage,  Alternative
Medical note(s):Approaching psychosis
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The humor and irony are priceless, and it's really comforting to know that someone else finds the garbage just a frustrating as I do.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

It is heartwrenching at times, but the bits of humor are priceless.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
eric
2008-01-15 12:18:09
hi am eric i want to make friends with u.
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