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Topic: Net I

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  Net    All I  
  I know    I like  
  I go    I love  
  Here I    I found myself  
  I E    Friends and I  
  I believe    I m  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Apple Computer,  Windows computer
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite sport(s):Surfing
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's,  Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I was surfing the net for info about diabetes and "diet" and hoping to find a chat room for diabetics and I stumbled onto your site.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

I was surfing and found the largest shemale/transsexual site on the net.
I was surfing the net one day, when I came across free naked pics of my horny teen neighbor that I have always jerked off to as she sunbathed in the smallest bikini ever!
I was just surfing the net the other day and came across this voyeur and panties site.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I presented a paper at that workshop describing possible representations of Petri Nets using the VHDL hardware description language.
I always thought that concrete BUSINESS arguments for using Bayesian nets are rather like concrete BUSINESS arguments for using the product rule of calculus.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

I tried to desperately turn the trawler as I hit the emergency lever and released the nets, but my world was moving in slow motion whilst theirs was exploding around them.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

I was just surfing the net and found your website searching through Yahoo.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

I want to get the best rocket scientists on Wall Street to apply their neural nets and other tools to divining from all this data a real leading indicator for SIDS.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Hi I was here surfing the net to see what I could find out about New Zealand.
I was surfing the net the other day to find out some more about spanky wilson, and I came across this little gem of a site.
I was doing some Maui surfing on the net and came across your page.
 
 
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