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Topic: I t

Related:
  All I    I know  
  I like    I go  
  I love    Here I  
  I found myself    I E  
  Friends and I    I believe  
  I m    I should  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Cross-dressing for a day
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I don’t understand why a person after winning the biggest fight of his career would use that time to talk bad about someone who is not even in his weight classification.
I don’t really feel that you have to be sexier than any other woman who wants to be seen that way.
This is a very serious matter and I don’t feel that it is benig addressed with the proper urgency and somebody better do something and fast!
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

I don’t hear any clapping and loud stomping of feet so try this on.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

I don’t feel secure giving out personal information online.
Mark Harris,
Priest

I don’t believe either of these two extreme views offer the truth that the gospels seek to convey.
I don’t mean that he belonged to a Lutheran church organization.
I don’t mean by this that you should censor your prayers and not ask God for what you want or what you think you need.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

I don’t mean he would wax on about wine-dark sunsets or the azure glory of a still sea.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I don’t really see the difference between dating someone from the internet and someone you meet at a bar or grocery store or whatever.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I mean I don’t mean to make fun of them because they do a pretty fair job of doing that themselves.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I don’t think that many people understand what a feat that is.
 
 
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