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Topic: I wish

Related:
  Wish    All I  
  I know    I like  
  I go    I love  
  Here I    I found myself  
  I E    Friends and I  
  I believe    I m  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I wish I were Oprah and could afford to have someone do all of my food shopping and cooking for me.
I wish there was a world of chicken so I could eat chicken all day.
I wish we could find another measure that is more useful and less debatable.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

I wish I could recommend that you read the whole book and contemplate the pain through which the prisoners and prison workers go.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

I wish that we knew your name so that we could address this letter more personally.
I wish that I could mail you this letter.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I wish we lived closer so I could see you in action with that fun quilting machine!
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I wish there was a better way to thank someone for being a better friend than a girl could hope for.
I wish i could just get her out and pet her but i dont think that will ever happen.
I wish we could become good friends that write to eachother sometimes what do you think.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I wish that I could earn enough money to make it my primary job one day.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I wish I could say that about the rest of this album.
 
 
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