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Topic: Steroids are illegal

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Easily addicted, Nervous

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite actor(s):

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Carl Lewis (sprinter)

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Valium, Taking Viagra

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Taking Ecstasy, Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Outside of its limited clinical use, anabolic steroids are an illegal substance for doctors to prescribe.
Traditional Chinese medicines are basically placebos and when they do seem to work it is largely due to the illegal insertion of potent western medicines such as steroids.
This is coupled with the widely acknowledged however illegal use of anabolic steroids in American racing and performance horses.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Ask any bodybuilder what the best alternative to illegal anabolic steroids is and the answer will be Vanadyl Sulfate.
Unlike anabolic steroids, which are illegal and still don�t guarantee consistent and effective results, it works instantly for virtually everyone who tries it.
The Canadians have not yet commented, but as steroids are not illegal in the CSHL it is doubted that any action will be taking against the star defenseman.

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