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Topic: Illinois Labor Law

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Politics:

Capitalist, Democrat

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector, Lawyer, Bus Driver

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite activity(s):

Working

Interest(s):

Economics, Law

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Finding a job, Getting off welfare

Favorite philosopher(s):

Adam Smith

Membership(s):

Trade union

Favorite quote(s):

"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Get Illinois labor law posters and required federal posters for only $19.
Illinois Labor Law Posters from GovDocs.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Under Illinois law, any contractor who provides labor or material to a building and who is unpaid can, for a period of up to 120 days from the date of completion, file a mechanics lien as against a buyer of that property.
Illinois Migrant Labor Camp Law sets minimum standards and requires annual licensing of migrant labor camp operators.
An Illinois law was enacted to prevent Illinois prison industries from providing labor or products to the open market.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Labor Laws in Illinois.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Labor attorney David Miller spoke at the Illinois Personnel Law Update 2001.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: jim 2004-11-18 11:21:14	if i terminate an employee do i have to have their last check ready at that time or can i pay on the regular pay cycle?
From: jackie 2005-06-13 19:08:16	my employer requires me to find a replacement if i call in sick to work. i am part time

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