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Topic: Illinois Sex Offender

Related:
  California Penal Code as a sex offender    List of Registered Sex Offenders  
  Sex Offender Registry    Texas Sex Offender  
  Sex Offender Registration    Illinois  
  Michigan Sex Offender    Registered Sex Offenders  
  Arizona Sex Offender    Offenders  
  Sex Offenders List  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mace
Favorite website(s):The Onion
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Criminal
Religion(s):Satanic
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Prison Guard,  Priest
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  Judge Judy
Favorite destination(s):Singapore
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn,  Spamming
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Public information about sex offenders living in the district may be accessed at the Illinois State Police website,
Illinois Sex Offender Databas - Search by city or zip code to find addresses of sex offenders.
Boy Scout Councils in Chicago discovered eight Scout leaders and volunteers who were on the Illinois Sex Offender Registry.
 
 
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