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Topic: Terminal Illness

Related:
  Terminal    Illness  
  Mental Illness    Chronic Illness  
  Terminal Services    Terminal Server  
  Symptoms of illness    Terminal Emulation  
  Terminal Blocks    Terminal Emulator  
  Illness to a Child    Credit Card Terminal  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook,  Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive,  Sad
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Funeral director
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Approaching psychosis
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Our Hospice program provides specialized care for people who have been diagnosed with a terminal illness and offers support to their families.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Physicians who refer patients insured by Medicare to Hospice are asked to certify that the patient has a terminal illness with a prognosis of six months or less.
The doctor and the hospice medical director must certify that the senior has a terminal illness.
Medicare covers all services and supplies for the hospice patient related to the terminal illness.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Hospice is a program that cares for patients with a limited life expectancy because of acute, chronic, or terminal illness.
Terminal illness which is defined as an incurable and irreversible disease that has been medically confirmed and will, within reasonable medical judgement result in the death of a patient.
We are approaching a day when instead of having a terminal illness, uncured cancer patients will lead productive lives as they live with a chronic disease.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

With terminal illness comes an unexplainable feeling of tiredness that is actually quite distressing for the patient.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Hospice Foundation of America assists those who cope either personally or professionally with terminal illness, death, and the process of grief.
Many patients who are diagnosed with a terminal illness want to live the remainder of their lives in the comfort, security and familiarity of home surrounded by those who love them.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Hospice Hospice services provide services to patients and families who are facing a terminal illness.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Most policies now include terminal illness benefits so if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness the policy will pay out while you are still alive.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
holly
2004-11-11 16:24:55
euthanasia and the hospice concept, how do they differ
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