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Topic: Mama I'm sorry

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Eminem

Good point(s):

Good kisser

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Appearance:

Overweight

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite actor(s):

Marilyn Monroe

Favorite book(s):

"Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann

Interest(s):

Community Theatre

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite movie(s):

West Side Story

Listens to:

98 Degrees, B2K, Backstreet Boys

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Prastitye, Mama, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, please don't hurt me.
VINT Mama I'm sorry but I just don't believe in that.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Mama: I'm sorry Frannie, but your perfect day has gone to hell in a handbasket.

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