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Topic: I'm sorry

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Good point(s):

Good kisser

Appearance:

Overweight, Butt Ugly

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Bridesmade's dress, Skater clothes

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Listens to:

B2K, 98 Degrees

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I'm sorry it has to be MIDI, but the MP3 and AIFF files I had didn't work.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I'm sorry that I didn't explain that, but I did do excess acreage.
I'm just sorry I didn't see the play earlier so I could tell more people about it.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I'm sorry that I didn't find a way to incorporate a pirate joke or any reference to robotic ninjas.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I'm sorry I didn't have the conversion done sooner, the bike rides great and now comes with me on every trip Thanks for putting out a great product.
I'm sorry we didn't manage to have a class last quarter, but things just got swamped.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I'm sorry to say that I didn't get to the profiler review, just too busy.
I'm sorry that Cheryl didn't give us a chance and return to see that Saturday and Sunday weren't as bad.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I'm sorry l didn't email you straight away but l was waiting to give you some feed back on how l went in the interview.
I'm soooo sorry u didn't get to see Ep II!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to flaunt our trip in your face.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'im sorry' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)

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