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Topic: Image Processing

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Digital camera, Camcorder, Stereo system

Personality:

Analytical

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control

Favorite body part(s):

Ears, Brain

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite great thinker(s):

Alan Turing

Interest(s):

Computers, Photography, Geography

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

These algorithms are of complexity $Nlog N$ opening the door for a large range of applications in signal and image processing, as well as in numerical analysis.
In the signal processing area, including speech and image processing, the results are achieved in modelling, parameter estimations, coding compression, and classification of relevant signals for various theoretical and application purposes.
The dynamically reconfigurable processor LSI devices are also designed for use in applications requiring image and signal processing.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The SC1000 was developed for users in the scientific market who require high sensitivity and advanced image processing capabilities to support their infrared imaging and temperature analysis applications.
The digitised image is then subjected to Digital Signal Processing and transmitted to the VTS Centre using IP networks (LAN or WAN)
These new technologies just over the horizon will feature voice recognition, enhanced digital signal processing, high speed image processing and advanced component design.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

I have developed a number of methods of precise imaging of colour tones observed through microscope and processing images for the purpose of assessment of qualities of observed objects.
The image is then analyzed via image processing algorithms to extract each particle and evaluate its diameter.
Image processing In general the scientific problems of this approach are accompanied by problems in the field of data processing and data organisation.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Image processing was performed using Image Pro Plus and Adobe Photoshop on the Windows operating system.
We are specialists in the hardware and software used for capturing images and data from paper or microfilm and in electronic document imaging and forms processing software with OCR and other associated recognition technologies.
Image Processing Workstation The Hipax image processing workstation DW 2300 offers functions to process all kinds of DICOM images professionally.

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