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Topic: Immune

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  Immune System    Boost your immune system  
  Auto Immune Disease    Immune 26  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Brain
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Biology
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Weakened immune system Symptoms usually last 5 to 10 days and resolve without treatment in otherwise healthy people.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The immune system software that they run cannot connect to any machines other than immune system gateways.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Boosts the immune system on an energy level and helps to release anger in constructive ways instead of releasing it through the body via illness.
The immune system attacks cells that are too intoxinated, producing a risk of microinflammations that further aggravate the inflammatory tendency already exaggerated by the imbalances and toxins of prepared food.
Aids immune function and boosts the body's ability to eliminate toxins and absorb nutrients.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The immune system prototype easily satisfies the speed requirements.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Haptenes are compounds that enable the immune system to recognize foreign antigens which hide on cell membranes and are not detected by normal immune functions.
The immune system is under genetic control, thus susceptibility to demodex is widely accepted to be an inherited trait.
The immune system also produces additional uncoded antibodies in response to the bacterial metabolic process.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Inflammation is a response by the immune system to infection and injury and can be mounted inappropriately in allergies and disorders like rheumatoid arthritis.
AIDS is the point in HIV infection when the immune system is weakened and the person starts to get different diseases like certain types of cancer and pneumonia.
When our immune system does not demobilize or overreacts we suffer from autoimmune diseases such as multiple sclerosis and allergies.
 
 
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