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Topic: Immune System

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  System    Immune  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Body Odour,  Positive outlook
Personality:Nervous,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Brain
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Biology
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Immune system The body's main defence system against infections or foreign substances.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Scientists are still uncertain about exactly what causes diabetes but think that the body's immune system plays a role in Type 1 diabetes.
Lack of sleep impairs your immune system as well as your body's ability to process blood sugar which may help lead to weight gain.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Your immune system is stimulated, antibody production increases, and endorphins - the body's natural painkillers - are released, melting away aches and pains.
An inherited form is autoimmune thyroiditis where the body's own immune system attacks and destroys the thyroid gland or reduces it's function.
AIDS is an acquired condition that causes a deficiency in the body's protective immune system and leads to a combination of illnesses (a syndrome.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Antibodies are immune system proteins that recognize a particular substance.
The immune system consists of an integrated network of cells and the chemicals they produce which constantly patrols the body looking for diseases such as infection.
It causes the body's immune system to produce antibodies which block interaction of the egg and sperm and therefore block conception.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The immune system is a complex organization of cells and antibodies designed normally to destroy pathogens, particularly viruses and bacteria that cause infections.
Lupus is a chronic autoimmune disease in which the immune system mistakes the body's connective tissue for a foreign invader and attacks it.
It is a destructive and debilitating systemic condition in which the body's immune system attacks healthy joint tissue, causing inflammation and subsequent joint damage.
 
 
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