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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Britney Spears,  Natalie Portman
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Porn star
Favorite TV show(s):Naked News,  South Park
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Interest(s):Voyeurism
Favorite movie(s):Jaws
Likes to wear:Thong,  Nothing,  Bikini
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding warez
Listens to:Christina Aguilera,  The Spice Girls
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being nude in public
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Worst habit(s):Gambling
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
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Nick Lazzaro,
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- lolita index 02:21:15 12/15/02 (
 
 
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