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Topic: Indiana University School

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

All cheerleaders, Helen Keller

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Education:

Post-graduate, College, Junior High School

Favorite activity(s):

Studying

Favorite actor(s):

James Dean

Interest(s):

Business, English, Psychology

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Larry Bird (basketball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballet

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Starting in his teens racing street stocks at local tracks in Indiana he went to medical school and racing school in Indianapolis and became a formula/sports car racer.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

At the Indiana University School of Medicine in Indianapolis, health care professionals are looking at the causes of pain and joint disability in patients with osteoarthritis.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Indiana Theory Review is a nonprofit publication of the Graduate Theory Association of the Indiana University School of Music.
The Indiana University School of Medicine will be one of the premier medical schools in the nation based on our education, scientific investigation, and health care delivery by 2005.
The Indiana University School of Medicine Web site strives to advance our mission of providing excellence in medical education, research, and patient care.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Farmer joined Indiana University School of Medicine in 1993 to serve as chairman of the Department of Dermatology and as a professor of dermatology and pathology.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Quayle was admitted by the University of Indiana Law School in violation of that school's usual policy of rejecting all applicants with an academic average of less than 2.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These services are offered to the Indiana University School of Law - Indianapolis community for the purpose of matching students and alumni with available employer opportunities.
She received her Juris Doctorate from the Indiana University Law School - Indianapolis and has a bachelor of science degree from Ball State University in Legal Administration.
Indiana is divided into nine Education Service Center regions which provide cooperative educational services to member schools.

John Fielding,
CEO

STATS Indiana is a web service developed and maintained by the Indiana Business Research Center at the Indiana University Kelley School of Business.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

A very special component of the program involves law school students from Indiana University at Indianapolis as mentors to youth attorneys and jurors.

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