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Topic: Infant mortality

Related:
  Infant    Infant Health  
  Infant Care    Infant Development  
  Infant Formula    Infant Feeding  
  Infant Massage    Premature infants  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Aggressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Getting off welfare,  Being normal
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There is a high infant mortality rate and a low life expectancy rate caused primarily by the lack of adequate health care.
Infant mortality was high, life expectancy was low, and just maintaining the size of a population, let alone increasing it, was a very difficult endeavor.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Infant mortality rates (for babies under one year of age) remained high at 76 per 1000 live births though lower than Burkina, Tanzania and Uganda.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Infant mortality rates are high among many species, and were for humans until quite recently, because of the variable quality of the environment.
The infant mortality rate is a good indicator of the availability of sanitation and treated water facilities, since infants are susceptible to water borne diseases.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Such was the rate of infant mortality that babies in those days were baptised within two or three days of their birth.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Infant mortality rates show a similar racial disparity partially, reflecting the uneven provision of medical services and lack of adequate nutrition and general quality of living standards in some communities.
Infant mortality rates have increased due to AIDS, reversing declines that have been occurring in many countries over the last few decades.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Infant mortality rates throughout the world have been significantly reduced through the implementation of the immunization program.
John Fielding,
CEO

The infant mortality rate of 49 per 1000 live births among the African population is six times the rates of 8,3 and 9 among the white and Asian populations respectively, and double the rate for coloureds at 23.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Infant Mortality Rate blends tape cut-ups with loops and sonic creations.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Infant mortality rates are notoriously unreliable, yet no cold statistic expresses more eloquently the difference between a society of sufficiency and a society of deprivation.
 
 
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