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Topic: Premature infants

Related:
  Premature Birth    Infant  
  Infant Feeding    Infant Formula  
  Premature Baby    Infant Development  
  Infant Care    Infant mortality  
  Infant Health    Infant Massage  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother
Favorite possession(s):Stroller,  Smallpox vaccine,  Penis
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Shy
Intelligence:Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Education:Elementary school
Favorite TV show(s):Sesame Street
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Likes to wear:Diapers,  Maternity clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Being normal
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Mentally retarded
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Premature infants were given supplementary oxygen to improve their chances of survival, and levels up to 70 percent were given for extended periods.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Premature babies and infants with chronic lung conditions are at increased risk for complications from serious RSV disease.
Premature infants are at a much higher risk for developing cerebral palsy than full-term babies, and the risk increases as the birth weight decreases.
Premature infants who contract RSV often require rehospitalization to give extra fluids, respiratory treatments, and possibly extra oxygen.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Premature infants lack the enzymes and bile salts need for digestion of fats.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Org was established to help parents of premature infants find other parents using various Internet resources such as the PreemiesChat room.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Premature infants fed their own mother's milk or banked human milk are one sixth to one tenth as likely to develop NEC.
Because premature infants sometimes seem fragile, parents may handle them less, or are more than careful with them.
Premature infants have a higher risk of developing hepatoblastoma than children who were not born prematurely.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Premature infants can also suffer from massive fluid leakage from blood vessels into the lungs.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Severely premature infants are born without the mother's antibodies.
Premature infants usually are not circumcised because of their fragile health status.
 
 
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