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Topic: Medical and Health Information Sites

Related:
  Site    Medical  
  Information    Medical Web Site  
  Information About Medical Conditions    Medical Information for Americans  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Rush Limbaugh
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Sad
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Teacher,  Bus Driver
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Hair,  Skin
Favorite actor(s):Mark Wahlberg
Listens to:The Who "The Who"
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Taking weight loss pills,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Favorite quote(s):"A watched pot never boils"
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

No information on the Delicious Decisions web site is a substitute for medical advice or treatment for medical conditions.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

NO MEDICAL ADVICE This Internet Site is intended for information purposes only and is not intended to replace the services of a trained health professional or to be a substitute for medical advice of physicians.
The information provided on this web site is offered solely for purposes of general patient education and may not be relied upon as a substitute for professional medical care.
Medical and pharmaceutical information on this site is provided for educational purposes only and is not intended as a substitute for professional medical advice.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The information available on this web site and from any linked sites should not be used as a substitute or supplement for professional medical advice.
The information contained in this web site is not intended or implied to be a substitute for professional medical advice.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

By no means should the information contained in this web site be considered a substitute for a full medical consultation.
Medical information on this web site is intended for informational use only.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The information you find on this site is intended for general purposes only and is not intended to nor implied to be a substitute for professional medical advice relative to your specific medical condition or question.
The information on our web site is for general purposes and knowledge only and is not intended to be a substitute for medical advice or treatment and should not be construed as definitive or binding.
This site is intended to provide you with general information about a wide variety of health topics, but is not a substitute for medical advice.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The information provided via this web site concerning medical products is not complete and should not be used as a substitute for a consultation or visit with a physician or other healthcare provider.
 
 
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