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Topic: Steroid Information

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Easily addicted, Suicidal

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Carl Lewis (sprinter)

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra, Taking Valium

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Taking Ecstasy, Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This WEB SITE provides users with information of all kinds and types regarding steroids.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Hundreds of people visit The Steroid World everyday in need of information for projects, essays, and other school studies, so we included a short history on anabolic steroids.
Anabolic review is the premiere website for steroids, anabolics, nutrition, and all kinds of other anabolic information.
The steroid world offers great information on health, fitness, supplements, and mainly anabolic steroids.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Here you'll find accurate information on steroids, stacks, cycles, dangers etc.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

We have compiled information from other websites, individuals, and ourselves, hoping to cover every angle of anabolic steroids, both the good, and the bad.
Click here for valuable resource information about Steroids.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We use your contact information from the membership form to send you information about Steroids.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

This site will also offer the physicians and the medical professionals, information on the current availability of antibiotic choices, antihistamines and the use of the topical steroids.

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