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Topic: Injury

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  Personal Injury    Head Injury  
  Brain Injury    Back Injury  
  Spinal Cord Injury    Spinal Cord Injury  
  Muscle Injuries    Sports Injury  
  Knee Injuries    Personal Injury Claims  
  Personal Injury Law    Neck Injuries  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Remorseful
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Vicious
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Prison Guard
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Eyes
Favorite book(s):"Dianetics" by L Ron Hubbard
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler
Favorite sport(s):Running,  Snowboarding,  Roller blading
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario
Favorite type of dance(s):Break dancing
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Injuries are costly - costly to your employee, who pays the price in human suffering and inactivity; costly to you.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There are always patients with minor cuts and injuries who can easily be treated by a nurse freeing up valuable doctor time to see more seriously ill patients.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

When injuries are suffered as a result of using an unsafe or defectively designed product, the laws relating to products liability will control whether a financial recovery is available.
It is important that clients involved in Personal Injuries actions have an understanding of the principles of liability as this will enable them to assist their lawyers to explore the question of responsibility.
Injuries suffered by residents or nursing homes may be recoverable under applicable state laws for medical malpractice.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Injuries were frightful, blindness from the splintering glass adding to the shock and bewilderment.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The injuries were repaired by two aliens, who gave her a piece of metal with pyramids and six- pointed stars on it.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Other injuries are long-term or chronic and usually deeper in the tissue, like on tendons or muscles.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

These injuries are in many cases caused by violent player behavior which, the researchers pointed out, may be supported by coaches who cling to the belief that such behavior contributes to winning.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

If injuries are serious, the involved parties must ensure that the incident is reported to park staff and should remain at the scene until emergency responders arrive.
Injuries from explosives kept or transported contrary to statutes or regulations.
Doe was hospitalized for six days and all of his injuries healed except a broken foot which kept him from returning to work at his former job.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Dale Weatherington
2005-02-05 06:28:05
Injury to a Child... Childress court charged my wife with two counts... second degree felony, after delivering two beautiful, perfect, twin girls. She and the babies tested positive for a trace of meth in their systems. She needs treatment, not jail... i need some advice. Can these charges stand and conviction occur? Texas took custody of the twins until we can jump through the hoops and stand on our head, spin, and blow bubbles... My wife is in jail awaiting trial with high bond. Some will be angry at her... We are sorry, I can not justify her drug use, but there is a catastrofic line of horrible events which led to this terrible problem. We need help and have no money. I want my babies and wife back home in Oklahoma, where with treatment and support there will never be drugs again. Please call me at 580-928-3092 or send information to dweatherington@sbcglobal.net. your help will be appreciated. God Bless and Keep You. Dale
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