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Topic: Muscle Injuries

Related:
  Muscle    Injury  
  Personal Injury    Body Muscle  
  Head Injury    Brain Injury  
  Back Muscle    Muscle Pain  
  Back Injury    Muscle Cells  
  Muscle tissue    Muscle Groups  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm),  Couch
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Appearance:Muscular
Bad point(s):Vicious
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Eyes
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Favorite sport(s):Working out at the gym,  Running,  Bodybuilding
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch,  Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Stress fractures Stress fractures are overuse injuries that occur when fatigued muscles can no longer absorb shock and transfer the load to the bone.
Muscle injuries Muscle cramps, hardening of muscles and muscle aches are most often caused by the intensive overuse of particular muscle groups.
The muscles at the back of the thighs and the front of the hips can be strained and there is a risk also of a poor overall posture and an increased susceptibility to pain and injury.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Whiplash Injury is characterised by a collection of symptoms that occur following damage to the neck usually as a result of a sudden strain affecting the discs, muscles, nerves, or tendons of the neck.
Injuries were very slight and included a wrenched left hand, a pulled muscle in the right shoulder and a small cut on the chin from the radio mike.
Spasticity is a complication after stroke or other brain injury where the muscles typically in the arm or leg contract involuntarily, often causing pain and restricting movement.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Injuries to Muscles, Joints and Ligaments Injuries to muscles, joints and ligaments can occur when exercising, participating in sorts, working in the yard or many other activities.
Strenuous exercise is hard on the muscles first thing in the morning and can actually cause injury if the muscles are not properly warmed up and loosened.
Strengthening the back muscles and connective tissue can go a long way toward preventing and treating some back injuries.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Since unconditioned muscles are weak and inflexible causing them to be more susceptible to injury, performing simple exercises and stretches for the rotator cuff muscles will reduce the likelihood of injury by maintaining the strength and flexibility of these muscles.
Muscle training is an integral part of any aerobic program because strength will help to protect you from injuries that can occur during your favorite aerobic exercise.
Pilates is an effective exercise system to help treat and prevent common neck and back injuries and has been found to be a very useful method not only to build strength and muscle balance but also to improve ones posture.
 
 
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